Montecristo Captain Quixote

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Some would say I was a lost man in a lost world


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Letter to Santa. Ho ho ho! I would love to take credit for writing such innuendo

Oh I wish I had thought to meme-warp this one, but I cannot take credit for serendipity. Heh heh, truth is stranger, and funnier than fiction! That is how this one came out -- I did nothing to it.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave murnkay a kidney (1000 points). In September I helped secret_history see the light (8 points). In October I gave mintkiss a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I broke chantarose's X-Box (-12 points). In May I gave ysbel a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1041 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
Montecristo

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Geeze! I feel like Bugs Bunny in that one cartoon where he's chagrined to find how low the price is for rabits so he goes out and commits mayhem, culminating with the sawing off of Florida from the rest of the North American continent. Frankly, I feel I should get the lump of coal! A herculean feat of sublime naughtiness like the one listed gets only a negative twelve points?! Heh! I'll bet Santa couldn't do that! Heh heh! I deserve a pony girl. *snerk*

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August valkyrieblue and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I stole obsequious's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I bought porn for aerin_pegadrak (10 points). In March I pulled over and changed xanadutoo's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-63 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
classytart

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I deserve a pony girl.

Better than food, indeed! :P


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September martin_rg and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March wubba1108 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I turned daredevilcomic in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I broke mylastsigh's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-748 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
__verity__

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i'll give you a pony - no, i'll give you my SON - if you'll help me get in this thing...for some reason - it won't let me do it...oh, and you're more than welcome for the card...

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