I have found that for the past day or so, the interior geometry of my right nostril has somehow configured itself such that when I inhale through my nose it whistles...like a steam whistle or a calliope. Fortunately, it isn't loud enough to be heard beyond my immediate proximity but I dread thinking that had I a bed partner currently, she would likely be tempted to change rooms or possibly dump me altogether on account of the absurdity of it all. Honestly, it's very undignified. I'm tempted to punch myself in the nose to cause my nasal geometry to assume a less melodious configuration. Fortunately, the condition doesn't persist very long when it strikes. I'm hoping that a good night's sleep will remedy the deformity.
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- Robert (Bro. Pepper-spray of Reasoned Discussion) (
montecristo) wrote,
Robert (Bro. Pepper-spray of Reasoned Discussion)
montecristo
Insults, injuries, and indignities inherent in the human form
I have found that for the past day or so, the interior geometry of my right nostril has somehow configured itself such that when I inhale through my nose it whistles...like a steam whistle or a calliope. Fortunately, it isn't loud enough to be heard beyond my immediate proximity but I dread thinking that had I a bed partner currently, she would likely be tempted to change rooms or possibly dump me altogether on account of the absurdity of it all. Honestly, it's very undignified. I'm tempted to punch myself in the nose to cause my nasal geometry to assume a less melodious configuration. Fortunately, the condition doesn't persist very long when it strikes. I'm hoping that a good night's sleep will remedy the deformity.
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