montecristo

I had no idea you were a long-hair!!

I tend to oscillate between long and short. Sometimes, I get tired of it long and get it cut. I'm surprised that you didn't know, because you've seen my profile over at OkStupid. You don't look at the pictures? Heh.

Nobody ever believes me when I say this, but I really don't.

SHAVE IT ALL!!!!

But...I'm not interested in shaving the world!!!!

Sorry, I forgot for a second that you don't have that much free time. You need minions to do that sort of thing for you.

Well, I've often fancied the idea of acquiring some cute, curvy, minions with pleasant voices and full of witty banter, but they keep running off and getting married to other guys! What's a poor supervillain to do?

why, create one from spare parts, of course!