Music:Melvin Thorpe: "Texas Has A Whorehouse In It" (internal DJ)
Westward ho, the wagons! ...or something like that
This morning, on 580 West, on the commute to work, I saw a blonde woman, who looked to be early middle aged, driving a white, Chevrolet Trailblazer with a tinted rear window. On the rear window was one of those white silhouette window decals, this one a rendition of the reclining "mud-flap girl." Underneath, the silhouette, it was captioned in white script letters: "Pimpin' ain't easy."
She's been forced by circumstances to drive her son's vehicle. Happy Early Mothers' Day.
She has a tactless husband and this is not her SUV.