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The World Line of the Horizon Star

Some would say I was a lost man in a lost world

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Montecristo Captain Quixote

An important message from the bottom of my Inbox regarding a cure for depression.

In cleaning out my Outlook Inbox, I ran across this interesting little bit of infomania from June 26, 2002, which I had sent to my parents. Yes, I know, I am a infomaniac and a digital packrat. At any rate, it concerns a powerful, newly discovered, anti-depressant, which holds much promise for depressed straight women. Due to the nature of the drug and the state of the research to this point, it is unknown whether the treatment will work for depressed gay [what an oxymoron!] men.
-----Original Message-----
From: Montecristo
Sent: Wednesday, July 03, 2002 5:34 PM
To: Mom and Dad (E-mail)
Subject: New Scientist: Startling discovery

Brilliant male scientists on the cutting edge of research into reasons why women should sleep with us have come up with a new and powerful argument to appeal to today's sophisticated, jaded, and even cynical women: Semen acts as an anti-depressant. You heard it here first. Field tests are encouraged.