prolixfootle despises having a fuss made over him on his birthday. I think he really is adverse to this. He doesn't post his birthday on his bio page. He doesn't tell anyone his birthday. He doesn't admit when he's having one. When friends try to guess when his birthday is, I think it annoys him, so I shall help clear up this problem of everyone trying to guess when prolixfootle's birthday is. I can't exactly tell you when prolixfootle's birthday is, because that would probably just annoy him, but I can help cut back on the number of wrong guesses by telling people when their guess is wrong.
- If you guessed April as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed May as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed June as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed July as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed August as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed September as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed October as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed November as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed December as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed January as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed February as the month when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the first week of March as the week when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the second week of March as the week when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the fourth week of March as the week when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the last two days of March as the partial week when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the third day of the third week of March for the day when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the fourth day of the third week of March for the day when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the fifth day of the third week of March for the day when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the sixth day of the third week of March for the day when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the seventh day of the third week of March for the day when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the first day of the third week of March for the day when prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
Happy Birthday prolixfootle
on the wrong day now, would we! Mr prolixfootle dislikes it when people make a fuss about his birthday, especially when they guess the day wrong. So don't do that!
