- If you guessed April as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed May as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed June as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed July as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed August as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed September as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed October as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed November as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed December as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed January as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed February as the month when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the first week of March as the week when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the second week of March as the week when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the fourth week of March as the week when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the last two days of March as the partial week when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the third day of the third week of March for the day when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the fourth day of the third week of March for the day when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the fifth day of the third week of March for the day when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the sixth day of the third week of March for the day when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the seventh day of the third week of March for the day when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
- If you guessed the first day of the third week of March for the day when
prolixfootle was born you would be wrong.
Happy Birthday prolixfootle
on the wrong day now, would we! Mr prolixfootle dislikes it when people make a fuss about his birthday, especially when they guess the day wrong. So don't do that!