Robert (Bro. Pepper-spray of Reasoned Discussion) (montecristo) wrote,
Robert (Bro. Pepper-spray of Reasoned Discussion)
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I know you are, but what am I

Okay, I should be working on my project but I was doing a little surfing. I went over to that OKCupid site just to goof off. Once again I got curious about that damned button marked "Woo," that appears when you visit anyone's page. I have no idea what the hell it does. I sure don't want to pull it on total strangers and when I've pulled it on friends and asked what it does, I don't get an answer. Okay, well, that doesn't satisfy my curiosity. The thing is, I could find out if I could display my own page and hit that button. Brilliant idea. After a long bit of experimenting, (for some reason, they apparently don't want you to see what other people see when they look you up) I figured out how to do it. I picked someone at random and did a compare between myself and them. Then, when the compare showed a link to my page, I clicked on it. Rats. The site figures out when a page is being visited by the owner of that page and it doesn't put the message and "Woo" buttons and the rest of them up there so that I could experiment. Feh. Back to the drawing board.

I did find something though, when I visited my own page. I found that I am 94% compatible with myself! Whoo hoo! This looks promising. Hairy palms in my future for sure. Ahem! Anyway though, the real interesting fact on that page is what it puts up about me based on those corny questions I go there and answer when I'm bored. Anyway, here's what those goobers are telling people about me:

  • He is less friendly than most.
  • He is more loving than most.
  • He is more capitalistic than most.
  • He is less emotional than most.
  • He is more mathematical than most.
  • He is less spiritual than most.
  • He is more optimistic than most.
  • He is more literary than most.
  • He is less sex-driven than most.
This gives me an excuse for yet another stupid poll!
Poll #289978 Would you say that I am...

...less friendly than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
0(0.0%)
No way, that's not you.
4(50.0%)
How the hell should I know?!
4(50.0%)

...more loving than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
1(12.5%)
No way, that's not you.
0(0.0%)
How the hell should I know?
7(87.5%)

...more capitalistic than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
3(37.5%)
No way, that's not you.
1(12.5%)
How the hell should I know?
4(50.0%)

...less emotional than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
1(12.5%)
No way, that's not you.
4(50.0%)
How the hell should I know?
3(37.5%)

...more mathematical than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
4(50.0%)
No way, that's not you.
0(0.0%)
How the hell should I know?
4(50.0%)

...less spiritual than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
2(25.0%)
No way, that's not you.
0(0.0%)
How the hell should I know?
6(75.0%)

...more optimistic than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
2(25.0%)
No way, that's not you.
2(25.0%)
How the hell should I know?
4(50.0%)

...more literary than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
3(37.5%)
No way, that's not you.
0(0.0%)
How the hell should I know?
5(62.5%)

...less sex-driven than most?

I'm Afraid so, Old Chap.
0(0.0%)
No way, that's not you.
1(12.5%)
How the hell should I know?
7(87.5%)
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