If you have taste, as opposed to just tasting good, rush to her page now, and wish this most excellent specimen of womanly charm, humor, ambition, and grace, a very happy birthday with many happy returns. I would also add, speaking on behalf of the LJ friends who know Mary, if I may be so bold, to the obnoxious cretins and knuckle-draggers who sometimes accost this terrific lady in real life, "Get your filthy paws off her, you damned dirty apes! You're not worthy! ...and besides I saw her first!" Happy Birthday Mary, I hope that you are having a wonderful day.
Happy Birthday Mary
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My jaw left hurting dropped wide open just like the day I heard
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Sneak out early on a Friday afternoon? Would I do that?
Well, it started with an update from upper management informing us that we were all going to get rich. The week-long holiday shutdown starts at the…
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Tell me who is going to teach you to keep your eyes dialated
It got hot over the weekend. I had to turn on the swamp cooler on Sunday. It was cloudy and overcast this morning, but not raining. I haven't seen…
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