cosmosis (n.): Process whereby adolescent males incidentally learn something about women by reading Cosmopolitian Magazine while browsing for pictures of girls in lingerie.
A new coinage: "cosmosis"
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My jaw left hurting dropped wide open just like the day I heard
"A woman wants a bad guy to be nice just for her. A man wants a nice girl to be bad just for him." -- anonymous commenter from the internet
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Sneak out early on a Friday afternoon? Would I do that?
Well, it started with an update from upper management informing us that we were all going to get rich. The week-long holiday shutdown starts at the…
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Tell me who is going to teach you to keep your eyes dialated
It got hot over the weekend. I had to turn on the swamp cooler on Sunday. It was cloudy and overcast this morning, but not raining. I haven't seen…
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