Robert (Bro. Pepper-spray of Reasoned Discussion) (montecristo) wrote,
Robert (Bro. Pepper-spray of Reasoned Discussion)

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Letter to Santa. Ho ho ho! I would love to take credit for writing such innuendo

Oh I wish I had thought to meme-warp this one, but I cannot take credit for serendipity. Heh heh, truth is stranger, and funnier than fiction! That is how this one came out -- I did nothing to it.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave murnkay a kidney (1000 points). In September I helped secret_history see the light (8 points). In October I gave mintkiss a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I broke chantarose's X-Box (-12 points). In May I gave ysbel a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1041 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!


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Geeze! I feel like Bugs Bunny in that one cartoon where he's chagrined to find how low the price is for rabits so he goes out and commits mayhem, culminating with the sawing off of Florida from the rest of the North American continent. Frankly, I feel I should get the lump of coal! A herculean feat of sublime naughtiness like the one listed gets only a negative twelve points?! Heh! I'll bet Santa couldn't do that! Heh heh! I deserve a pony girl. *snerk*

Tags: humor, memes

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