You must eat this entry within thirty seconds of reading it.
One of the friends of this LJ has a top secret birthday today. The information about whom this person is is on a strictly need-to-know basis. Therefore, out of the six billion+ people on the earth, I am restricting this information to only those who have internet access.
Under cover of the previous emmabovary birthday announcement, today it is announced, the birthday of prolixfootle. Repeat: Today is the birthday of prolixfootle. All interested personel should report to prolixfootle's secret LJ page and post birthday wishes under cover of their secret LJ codename.
Remember: this message is a security class five birthday announcement and must be eaten within thirty seconds of receiving it to prevent the dissemination of this information to unauthorized parties. This message may be decorated with candles and flavored with frosting, prior to disposal...if that's your sort of thing...