He: Oh Honey, if I had known you were a virgin before we started I would have gone slower.
She: If you'd have gone slower, I might have had time to remove my pantyhose first.
Why is it that the most fascinating conversations start up five minutes before you have to leave for work? I can see now why mangoes occupy such an important place at the vertex of the food triangle. I'll definitely have to eat them more often now.
Shortly after posting a few replies to the comments I received, I finally determined to stop putting off calling the chimney sweeps and get that ratty fireplace of mine inspected. Oh yes! Next Thursday they are coming to inspect and clean and then I can have fire. I'm such a pyro. The thing is, every man's cave should have open flame, to make it homey. I may actually have excuse to use my living room again.
Fire good
That's in my top-5 list of reasons to move to a new apartment in the spring. In no particular order, the others are:
- No pets policy
- Presence of small, uninvited pet (nicknamed "Mickey")*
- Cobblestone street (charming to look at, pain to walk on)
- Periodic complete lack of water pressure, poorly timed
*(Mickey didn't last long, once I figured out the child-proof mousetrap)
Re: Fire good
You would be scared to learn how young I was when I first watched that movie. LOL! Or maybe not.
As for Mangoes...very interesting indeed
I was not scarred by it at all. Pretty funny movie. Hee hee. Amusing to a 9 yr-old brought up on a farm.