My internal DJ has gotten perverse lately. Frankly, I blame the people whose company I've been keeping lately, particularly a conversation almost a week old. I was sitting in my car in line in the drive through at The Clown (Ronald McDonald) this evening when my internal DJ started spinning the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. The thing was, it wasn't the Nine Inch Nails version. No, it was an imaginary cover by...David Bowie.